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EDITOR'S NOTE: These T-shirts did not work. Barack Obama was reelected as president on 11/6/12. TE
Want to look cool while preventing democracy and helping to elect Romney? Try one of these stylish t-shirts!
Another election meme transmitted through me in song. This one digs deep into Mitt's psyche...its a little weird in there.
Here's my contribution to the public discourse on Romney's "binders full of women"...
The internet made me do it!
To help Barack Obama and Mitt Romney prep for their debate tonight, I've collected some of my semi-relevant, semi-political stuff in one convenient post. So read up, guys, and if you use any of my zingers, I want credit!
MY LOVE CHILD WITH THE MAID
(for Arnold Schwarzenegger, in honor of his new book and Daily Show appearance)
THERE'S NO "I" IN AYN RAND CLUB
(for Paul Ryan)
KARDASHIAN NAMES OF THE PRESIDENTS
(for Karack Kobamian and Kitt Komnian)
Mitt Romney’s remarks at a private fundraiser, about how nearly half the electorate would support President Obama because they are “dependent upon government,” have energized un-self-reliant voters across America. They have also inspired this new line of T-shirts:
I am the 47% dependent on Obama.
Vicitms for [Obama logo].
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