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Tuesday
May222012

Happy One-Year Anniversary, Blog!

I started this blog a year ago last May (with a post, My Love Child with the Maid). Instead of treating it like a journal or an outlet for my opinions, I’ve approached this more like a show -- my “one-man variety blog.” The goal has been to produce something humorous to read, look at, hear, or watch every week. And I’m proud to say I’ve done that! (If your definition of “every” is a little loose).

I’d like to thank everyone who’s ever visited the site, shared a post, “liked” something here, or tweeted it to the world. Your support means a great deal to me. Without it, I would just be a crazy person. Now I plan to take a break for about month to focus on other projects (stand-up, making a music video) and recharge for another year of The Human Comedy.

Below are some highlights from the past year. If you’re new to the site, or if you’ve missed certain posts, I hope you’ll click around. If you enjoy the blog, please tell your friends about it, and if not, please don’t tell anyone! As always, you can subscribe my RSS, "like" my FACEBOOK page, or follow me on TWITTER. Thanks and love to you all, my fellow Humans!

BEST OF THE HUMAN COMEDY, YEAR ONE 

VIDEOS:

Werewolves of Brooklyn

My Vagina Monologue

SONGBOOK:

Casual Pimpin’

Mayor McCheese

NOTEBOOK:

Hollywood Confidential: My Big Movie Role (about working on The Dictator)

Better Communication through Technology

The Five Stages of Twinkie Grief

T-Shirts for the Wealthiest Americans

THE EXISTENTIAL LENS:

Dispatch from the Android Occupation

Beauty Sex, & Death: A Bed & Breakfast Review

Tuesday
May152012

NEWS: Comedy Gig @ Wes Reunion

Next Friday, I’ll be performing a set at the Wesleyan University Reunion. Yes, it will be awkward seeing my old classmates at the original PCU. I will have social and status anxiety, so why not throw a little performance anxiety into the mix? If you’ll be there, please stop by for some laughs! (Also, I hope to catch up with the dude above…anyone know if he’s going?)

FULL REUNION & COMMENCEMENT SCHEDULE

Friday, May 25
8:00 PM
20th Reunion Reception Featuring the Comedy of Tim Ellis
Cash bar. ID required.
Olson Commons, Wesleyan Career Center

Friday
May112012

Weekend Specials at My Local Spa-Diner

Pre-fixe $125 with coffee, tea, or mimosa. Gratuity not included.

  • Acupuncture with 2 Eggs Any Style & Home Fries
  • Aroma Therapy with Western Omelet
  • Swedish Massage with French Toast
  • Deep Tissue Massage with Belgian Waffle
  • Rolfing with Silver Dollar Pancakes
  • Craniosacral Therapy with Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
  • Lymphatic Drainage with Biscuits & Sausage Gravy
  • Reiki with a Rasher of Bacon & Toast
  • Facial with Eggs Benedict or Florentine (pamper yourself!)
  • Reflexology with Bagel, Lox, & Cream Cheese
  • Thai Body Work with Oatmeal of the Day
  • Naturopathic Consultation with Hamburger Deluxe (cheese or bacon, $1 extra)
Friday
May042012

From the Notebook of Edvard Munch

Wednesday
May022012

Werewolves of Brooklyn TRENDING!

My music video was screened at the Andy Kaufman Funhouse (The PIT) this week, and is now going viral (especially if you watch, share, & tweet it, everybody)! WATCH ON YOUTUBE

Thursday
Apr262012

Saddest Thing I've Ever Seen