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The 5th (and final) New York Funny Songs Fest is nearly upon us -- hear the clopping of its hooves and prepare to be prodded by it's mythical horn! See me in 2 festival shows:
Thursday, May 19:
7 PM - JUST THE HITS, MAAM
@ The Unicorn (105 Henry St, New York, NY)
A lineup of heavy hitters playing just the hits. Featuring Afterbirth Monkey, Killy Dwyer, Jessica Delfino, Tim Ellis, Rob Paravonian, Rebecca Vigil and Amanda Poryes! Here I'll play an 8-10 min set. - TE
$10 - TIX & INFO
Friday, May 20:
8 PM – 50 FUNNY SONGS
@ Littlefield (622 Degraw St, Brooklyn, NY)
50 comedic musicians each performing one song in a fast-paced musical tornado!
$10 - TIX & INFO
A pigeon flew into my head this morning. I haven't told anyone yet. It was like someone dropped a small stack of newspapers onto my head from above. It made a thud. I looked up and a pigeon flew away. No one else saw it. I don't mean that it flew into my head, like it's still in there. This isn't magic realism. This is something that happened, and I didn't want the day to go by without mentioning it to someone. Is it good luck? Bad luck? Or do we live in a morally neutral universe where objects occasionally bump into each other at random, like a cosmic pinball machine with no score being kept and possibly not even a player? Anyway, I didn't want to get into all that. I just wanted to note that a pigeon flew into my head this morning.
Celebrate the Year of the Monkey with this dystopian ditty from my album! Featuring some sweet vocals - & hot mandolin licks! - from my friend Matt Park. With excellent production by birthday boy Orion Keyser. Crank it, share it, & consider yourself warned!