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Thursday
May162013

VINE: Baz Luhrmann's Walden (Leaked Footage)

I'm thrilled to announce that I'll be starring in this upcoming film as Henry David Thoreau. Six seconds of footage has been leaked, so I might as well post it here...

Thursday
May162013

VIDEO: Blind Man Sees

In the latest Sketch 13 video, I got to draw on my vast knowledge of Monty Python-esque drag. See for yourself...! (Note: You can't un-see it.)

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Wednesday
May012013

A Message from Fat Albert

Monday
Apr222013

Earth Rules! (Earth Day Reflections)

 

Earth is the greatest planet in the solar system! I don't care what anyone says. If you don't believe in Earth Exceptionalism, try breathing on Saturn. Mercury and Venus...now that's REAL global warming. Mars? Better dead than Red! Sure Jupiter's awesome...if you're really into hydrogen and helium. Don't even talk to me about Pluto...not a planet. If you don't love Earth, then go live on Uranus! Happy Earth Day!

Tuesday
Apr092013

Casual Pimpin' -- Hot, Hot, Hot Music Video!

It's 82 degrees in New York City today...definitely time to be Casual Pimpin'! Crank up THE summer jam of 2013! (Adjusted for global warming, that starts now....)