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Monday
Nov052012

Voter Suppression T-Shirts NEW!

EDITOR'S NOTE: These T-shirts did not work. Barack Obama was reelected as president on 11/6/12. TE

Want to look cool while preventing democracy and helping to elect Romney? Try one of these stylish t-shirts!

  

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Monday
Oct222012

Romnesia (a Scary Song for Halloween)

Another election meme transmitted through me in song. This one digs deep into Mitt's psyche...its a little weird in there.

Thursday
Oct182012

Baby, Let Me Put You in a Binder (SONG)

Here's my contribution to the public discourse on Romney's "binders full of women"...

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Wednesday
Oct032012

Politics Are Funny

To help Barack Obama and Mitt Romney prep for their debate tonight, I've collected some of my semi-relevant, semi-political stuff in one convenient post. So read up, guys, and if you use any of my zingers, I want credit!

MY LOVE CHILD WITH THE MAID
(for Arnold Schwarzenegger, in honor of his new book and Daily Show appearance)

THERE'S NO "I" IN AYN RAND CLUB
(for Paul Ryan) 

T-SHIRTS FOR THE 47 PERCENT

T-SHIRTS FOR THE WEALTHIEST AMERICANS

KARDASHIAN NAMES OF THE PRESIDENTS
(for Karack Kobamian and Kitt Komnian)