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Tuesday
Sep182012

New T-Shirts for the 47 Percent

Mitt Romney’s remarks at a private fundraiser, about how nearly half the electorate would support President Obama because they are “dependent upon government,” have energized un-self-reliant voters across America. They have also inspired this new line of T-shirts:   

 

I am the 47% dependent on Obama.

Vicitms for [Obama logo].

See all 7 designs!

I don't pay taxes and I vote.

 

Handout, please!

I don't care for my own life (why should I?).

Entitled to: Food.

And this one based on Romney’s joking about his family's Mexican past:

If his dad was really Latino, and not just born in Mexico 'cause of polygamy, I'd be voting for [Romney in sombrero].

SEE RELATED POST: T-Shirts for the Wealthiest Americans 

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Reader Comments (1)

Great stuff, Tim!

I found your work posted on http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/mittens-death-by-47-cuts-t9834.html

October 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTom Zachman

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