Politics Are Funny

To help Barack Obama and Mitt Romney prep for their debate tonight, I've collected some of my semi-relevant, semi-political stuff in one convenient post. So read up, guys, and if you use any of my zingers, I want credit!

MY LOVE CHILD WITH THE MAID
(for Arnold Schwarzenegger, in honor of his new book and Daily Show appearance)

THERE'S NO "I" IN AYN RAND CLUB
(for Paul Ryan) 

T-SHIRTS FOR THE 47 PERCENT

T-SHIRTS FOR THE WEALTHIEST AMERICANS

KARDASHIAN NAMES OF THE PRESIDENTS
(for Karack Kobamian and Kitt Komnian) 

New T-Shirts for the 47 Percent

Mitt Romney’s remarks at a private fundraiser, about how nearly half the electorate would support President Obama because they are “dependent upon government,” have energized un-self-reliant voters across America. They have also inspired this new line of T-shirts:   

 

I am the 47% dependent on Obama.

Vicitms for [Obama logo].

See all 7 designs!

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