Monday, August 13, 2012 at 9:25PM Get “I’m a Legend” T-shirts silkscreened.
File for patent on celebratory pointing move.
See what happens if I run more than 200 meters.
√ Break record for # of times saying “I’m the best” in TV interview.
Oust Apollo Ohno as Subway spokesperson.
Thursday, April 5, 2012 at 9:23AM In honor of Major League Baseball’s opening day today, I thought I would post an early story of mine about Red Sox Hall-of-Famer Jim Rice. Below are the original manuscript pages, followed by the complete annotated text:
A Stranger, but a Friend at the Door
by Tim Ellis
Thursday, February 2, 2012 at 9:14AM "Tom Brady, Can You Sing?" -- a Super Bowl song for the musically nerdy. Written & performed by Tim Ellis.
In this outtake, I got Tom and Giselle mixed up. Instant blooper!
Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 3:17PM 
LISTEN & DOWNLOAD (FREE!):
Tom Brady, Can You Sing? by timelliscomedy
Sure, Tom Brady's great...he may be headed to another Super Bowl, he's married to a supermodel and all...but can he carry a tune?
Written by Tim Ellis. Performed by the Tim Ellis Trio, featuring Tim Ellis, "T. J." Ellis, and Timothy John Ellis. (Photo of Tom Brady: Keith Allison.)
