Ecuador's New Tourism Slogan

Ecuador is for Leakers™, a new travel and tourism campaign of the Republic of Ecuador, was inspired by Edward Snowden and Julian Assange.

To LeBron James, Who Appeared in My Dream

To LeBron James, who appeared in my dream last night:

Good to see you! However, was it necessary to throw that in-bound pass deliberately out of my reach and make me dive on the floor for it in such a humiliating way?

And later, when you passed me a softball instead of a basketball, that was pretty funny, but when I sank it from half-court, did you have to laugh and say, “Doesn’t count! Not a basketball!”? Why couldn’t we stick to the normal rules and equipment of the game?

Also, what were you doing coaching my junior high team? You’re one of the greatest NBA players ever, so why would you want to go back in time to South Paris, Maine, in my unconscious, and embarrass a middle school kid in front of his peers?

Your pal,

Tim

P.S. Hope to see you soon in another dream. And next time, let’s play some real one-on-one, you big pussy.

Baz Luhrmann's Walden (Leaked Footage)

I'm thrilled to announce that I'll be starring in this upcoming film as Henry David Thoreau. Six seconds of footage has been leaked, so I might as well post it here...

VIDEO: Blind Man Sees

In the latest Sketch 13 video, I got to draw on my vast knowledge of Monty Python-esque drag. See for yourself...! (Note: You can't un-see it.)

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VINE: The Great Gatsby in 6 Seconds

My first Vine!

A Message from Fat Albert