Tim Ellis Songbook, Vol. 1

Here are a few of the mega-hits I've written so far this century.

PLAY TIM ELLIS SONGBOOK, VOL. 1 ON SOUNDCLOUD

Labor Day Song (Music Video)

I realized there weren't any Labor Day songs, so I wrote one! 

WATCH THE VIDEO:

You can also rock out to the tune ON SOUNDCLOUD:

I hope that fills the void.

Frito-Lay MILES DAVIS CLASSIC Snacks

Try 9 New Varieties!

Kind of Blue Corn TOSTITOS

Kettle Cookin’ at the Plugged Nickel LAY’S

In a Salt & Vinegar Way BAKED!

FRITOS de Kilimanjaro

Big FUNYUNS

Munchin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet MUNCHOS

Sketches of Plain LAY’S

Bitches Barbeque BAKED!

Birth of the Cool Ranch DORITOS

NYC Campaign T-Shirts

New T's spotted this week reflect how the candidates are doing.

Slutbags Flying Off the Shelves!

Thanks to Anthony Weiner's spokeswoman, there's been a huge uptick in sales of these:

THE EXISTENTIAL LENS: Vacationland

My home state of Maine is "Vacationland" (so is says on the license plate). I was up there recently, and sometimes it seemed like a vacation from reality. Here are some things that caught my eye:

Front page news, in my home town.

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