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Friday
Jan272012

Dispatch from the Android Occupation

In the last year, androids have taken over our city.

Some of them are quite sexy.

We work for them now.

They try to blend in…

…as if we can’t tell they are the oppressors.

Life goes on, though a feeling of menace pervades the city.

But little by little, we’re breaking them down.

They seem more isolated. Nervous.

We must challenge the androids now, or else risk losing our city…and our humanity.

Viva la Resistance!

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Love the punchline!

February 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterVA

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