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LABOR DAY SONG - I realized there weren't any Labor Day songs, so I wrote one...crank it up! WATCH ON YOUTUBE

Thursday
Sep262013

VIDEO: Werewolves of Brooklyn (Ah-ooooooh!)

Uh oh. Halloween is coming. Better watch out for werewolves, especially if you live in New York's most populous, and some say hippest, borough!

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Thursday
Sep192013

"Talk Like A Pirate Day" Be Offensive t' Pirates

Avast! Methinks Talk Like a Pirate Day reinforces ye offensive pirate stereotypes! Just because ye be raidin’ ships for booty doesn't mean ye say ahoy an’ arrrrr every chance ye get, mateys! Piratin' be an economic necessity in many parrrts o’ t’ worrld, an’ yea! many be rotten scallywags, rogues, an’ salty rum-drunkards giddy t’ slit ye throat for nary a doubloon, orrrrr just t’ see ya bleedin’, buckos! Yet some o’ me best mateys be pirates who’arrrrr merely plunderin’ t’ feed tharrrrr families an’ stay afloat on t' rough seas o' life! Quick mockin' tharrrr linguistic idiosyncrasies, else I'll beat ye with me wooden leg an’ throw ye overboard! Arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Wednesday
Sep182013

Anthem for National Cheeseburger Day

On this National Cheeseburger Day, on the eve of a mayoral election, this song has never been more timely... LISTEN ON SOUNDCLOUD

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Tuesday
Sep102013

Voter Selfies & NYC Primary Day Jokin'

WNYC said to take #VoterSelfies, so I took a bunch...

At first I wasn't in the mood to vote. Couldn't we just have a dictatorship or something?

But then I kind of got excited about it. I'm totally against loitering AND electioneering!

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Monday
Sep092013

VIDEO: Worst "So You Think You Can Dance" Audition Ever

Rich is a dancer, a Pink Floyd fan, and just a really creative guy. See his self-taped audition for "So You Think You Can Dance"! WATCH ON YOUTUBE:

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Thursday
Sep052013

Tim Ellis Songbook, Vol. 1

Here are a few of the mega-hits I've written so far this century.

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