In 2015, I released an album of funny songs, bowled a perfect game, posed for a swimsuit calendar, mapped the human genome, got knighted, got coffee in car with Seinfeld, got schlonged by Trump, swam the Amazon, ordered from amazon, purchased Even More Legroom™, adopted a highway, sold my eggs, won a Nobel, defeated Rhonda Rousey (at chess), went public, went rogue, went to a region where certain fungal infections are common, found nirvana, toured with Nirvana, painted a Picasso, was named new Lord of the Dance, got saved, got same-sex married in 50 states, proved string theory, found the G-spot, became an Eagle Scout, looked at the man in the mirror, thought outside the bun, beat my family at Uno, and sired a colony of clones in a distant galaxy. I hope 2016 is a little more chill.
Get Tim's album on iTunes! CASUAL PIMPIN': TWELVE TIGHT TUNES
See Tim perform stand-up:
Get excited for my album release show! It's part of a big night of rock, comedy, and comedy-rock, climaxing with the NYC debut of my band, Modern Beast. I'll have hot-off-the-press CDs of Casual Pimpin': Twelve Tight Tunes for sale! TICKETS & INFO
Featuring musical sets by:
With comedy by:
DION FLYNN (Obama on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)
APARNA NANCHERLA (writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers)
$7 advance, $10 door TICKETS & INFO
On Thurs, 10/15 @ 7:30, "Some of NYC's favorite comedic musicians kick out the jams for your enjoyment" - including this pimp! More info: STAFF INFECTION: CMJ @ THE UNICORN. (Show starts at 7:30, 9pm is approx. when I go on.) I'll also have copies of my new CD for sale, hot off the press!