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Wednesday
Oct032012

Politics Are Funny

To help Barack Obama and Mitt Romney prep for their debate tonight, I've collected some of my semi-relevant, semi-political stuff in one convenient post. So read up, guys, and if you use any of my zingers, I want credit!

MY LOVE CHILD WITH THE MAID
(for Arnold Schwarzenegger, in honor of his new book and Daily Show appearance)

THERE'S NO "I" IN AYN RAND CLUB
(for Paul Ryan) 

T-SHIRTS FOR THE 47 PERCENT

T-SHIRTS FOR THE WEALTHIEST AMERICANS

KARDASHIAN NAMES OF THE PRESIDENTS
(for Karack Kobamian and Kitt Komnian) 

Tuesday
Sep182012

New T-Shirts for the 47 Percent

Mitt Romney’s remarks at a private fundraiser, about how nearly half the electorate would support President Obama because they are “dependent upon government,” have energized un-self-reliant voters across America. They have also inspired this new line of T-shirts:   

 

I am the 47% dependent on Obama.

Vicitms for [Obama logo].

See all 7 designs!

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Thursday
Sep132012

Pimpin' "Casual Pimpin'"

What? The hottest music video, my big summer project, and one of the most important works in the history of rap, comedy, film, & fashion isn't even on the home page?! I'll fix that!!! 

 

Watch it ON FUNNYORDIEON HUFFINGTON POSTON YOUTUBE, or right here... Summer's over, but it's never too late for Casual Pimpin'!

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Thursday
Sep062012

Saddest Thing I've Ever Seen #2

Wednesday
Aug292012

There's No "I" in Ayn Rand Club

Dear Brooklyn Ayn Rand Club members,

I’m writing to address some issues that have come up for me recently related to our club, and I hope you will hear me out. When I started the BARC, I was really looking forward to meeting people who shared an interest in objectivist philosophy, unregulated capitalism, and personal freedom. What I didn’t realize was that I would end up doing all of the work myself. This has got to change if the club is to continue, at least with me as a member.

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