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LABOR DAY SONG - I realized there weren't any Labor Day songs, so I wrote one...crank it up! WATCH ON YOUTUBE

Thursday
Feb162012

Best Look from Fashion Week

Thursday
Feb092012

Loving Myself

It's been said that the greatest love of all is learning to love yourself.* That’s easy for me, because I’m really attracted to myself. Sometimes when I’m walking down the street, I’ll see my reflection in a mirror or shop window and think, “What a cool guy!” I have a lot of great qualities, if you ask me: my mind, my sense of humor (of course), nice legs. I make the best home fries, and I pretty much agree with my taste in music, across the board. Lately I’ve been spending quite a bit of time with myself, and its really rewarding. Sometimes it's hard to leave the house.

I worry that this relationship with myself is getting a little too claustrophobic, so I’ve decided to see other people. But that just makes me jealous. So I come home and bring myself cards and gifts and say things like, “I’m sorry…I’m really drawn to you, and I think I love you, but I just feel there’s more to life that I haven’t experienced besides…myself.” Then I’ll say, “How do you think that makes me feel? If you really loved me, you’d want to be with me and me alone.” I won’t know how to respond, so I’ll just say, “It’s not you…it’s me.” It’s a painful scene, but no-one said love was easy.

I’m considering marrying myself. It isn’t legal, not yet, but it should be. I’d like to buy myself a little place outside the city and settle down. I’d bring home the bacon, and when I got home, I’d do all the cooking and cleaning, and keep myself satisfied. On weekends, I could be handy around the house. Maybe I’d put up a little knick-knack shelf, and on it, I’d put a picture of -- who else? -- me. I’d be so happy.

Thursday
Feb022012

Tom Brady Song Two Ways (Plus Blooper!)

"Tom Brady, Can You Sing?" -- a Super Bowl song for the musically nerdy. Written & performed by Tim Ellis.

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ON SOUNDCLOUD:

BONUS BLOOPER!

In this outtake, I got Tom and Giselle mixed up. Instant blooper!

Monday
Jan302012

NEWS: Andy Kaufman's Funhouse @ UCBeast

Just found out a video of mine will be screened at this show on Mon., 1/30, 8 pm, at UCBeast...

Andy Kaufman's Funhouse

Andy Kaufman's legacy lives on in the next generation of performers who epitomize Andy's alternative, bizarre, and envelope-pushing sense of humor.

INFO & RESERVATIONS

I plan to be at the show, if I'm not out wrestling with women.

Friday
Jan272012

Dispatch from the Android Occupation

In the last year, androids have taken over our city.

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Tuesday
Jan242012

SONG: Tom Brady, Can You Sing?


 

 

 

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Tom Brady, Can You Sing? by timelliscomedy

Sure, Tom Brady's great...he may be headed to another Super Bowl, he's married to a supermodel and all...but can he carry a tune?

Written by Tim Ellis. Performed by the Tim Ellis Trio, featuring Tim Ellis, "T. J." Ellis, and Timothy John Ellis. (Photo of Tom Brady: Keith Allison.)