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I’m hooked on Wallander, the Nordic noir series with Kenneth Branagh on PBS. Here are some upcoming episodes I'm excited about…*
Ep. 10: A gruesome killing at Ikea leads Wallander to purchase a Tjusig shoe rack. After eating fifteen meatballs, he experiences existential angst.
Ep. 11: The somber inspector goes undercover as bass player for ABBA to investigate a brutal murder. He feels ennui during "Dancing Queen."
Ep. 12: For complicated reasons, the downbeat detective must defeat aging tennis champ Bjorn Borg in a match of death. He wonders “what it all means.”
Ep. 13: Wallander delves into a bleak underworld to find out who butchered the Swedish Chef. The Muppets give him Weltschmerz.
Ep. 14: While sleuthing an unspeakable homicide, Wallander gets a Swedish massage. It’s depressing.
*Provided that Romney isn’t elected and doesn’t try to kill off Wallander, along with Big Bird, Jim Lehrer, and the folks at Antiques Roadshow. Actually, that would make a good episode!
To help Barack Obama and Mitt Romney prep for their debate tonight, I've collected some of my semi-relevant, semi-political stuff in one convenient post. So read up, guys, and if you use any of my zingers, I want credit!
MY LOVE CHILD WITH THE MAID
(for Arnold Schwarzenegger, in honor of his new book and Daily Show appearance)
THERE'S NO "I" IN AYN RAND CLUB
(for Paul Ryan)
KARDASHIAN NAMES OF THE PRESIDENTS
(for Karack Kobamian and Kitt Komnian)
Mitt Romney’s remarks at a private fundraiser, about how nearly half the electorate would support President Obama because they are “dependent upon government,” have energized un-self-reliant voters across America. They have also inspired this new line of T-shirts:
I am the 47% dependent on Obama.
Vicitms for [Obama logo].
See all 7 designs!
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