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Thursday
Mar222012

Better Communication through Technology

Lately, I’m not sure why, I’ve been getting into more and more conflicts with people I know. I’m aware of this, and I’ve decided to work on my communication skills. Fortunately, we live in a time when the latest technology can help us to be better communicators. I’ve resolved to use these tools more effectively in my life, to create more harmony in the world around me.

For starters, the next time I’m really mad at someone, I plan to write a long email, carefully explaining what he or she has done to offend me. I won’t just fire it off in anger. I’ll compose many drafts, each one more eloquent than the last. If I express my hurt feelings honestly and fully in writing, the person will surely listen to reason. Then they can respond directly, with a heartfelt apology, to each of my concerns. This can all be accomplished peacefully, through email, without all the yelling and blaming that come with a face-to-face confrontation.

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Thursday
Mar152012

My Wikipedia Entry

Tim Ellis is a comedian, actor, writer, singer-songwriter, and, arguably, one of the most important and best-loved figures of his time. A veritable renaissance man, he has made contributions to entertainment, classic literature, modern dance, postmodern theory, and the culinary arts. Ellis is the author of nearly 10 plays, less than 50 books, and innumerable volumes of works-in-progress, as well as scores of projected works. His stand-up performances could be called “edgy yet stylish.” Critic(s) raved about Ellis’s one-man show An Inquiry into Human Understanding, unanimously hailing it as a work of the 21st century. He has appeared widely in the media on all manner of devices, and his groundbreaking videos are available on the World Wide Web for billions of viewers to download. He has also been seen on television more than once. Tim Ellis has touched countless people in indescribable ways, and the weight of his legacy is yet to be felt by future generations.

Thursday
Mar082012

THE EXISTENTIAL LENS: My Florida Vacation

Not to rub it in, all you Notherners, but I just got back from an amazing Florida vacation. Here are some pics…

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Thursday
Mar012012

Old Man Winter Special

This New York winter is way too harsh for me, so I'm heading to Florida for a few days. See you next week… (While I’m away, I’ll mostly be off the Internet, which is also way too harsh for me.)

Friday
Feb242012

My Oscar Acceptance Speech

Wow…really? You picked me? I didn’t prepare a speech, ‘cause I never thought I had a chance of winning. Hey, Jack Nicholson! How's it going, Jack? I guess all I want to say is that this statue means nothing to me. I do what I do for the craft and the art and the love of it. Awards are completely meaningless, I’m sorry to tell you. I mean, a hundred years from now, no one is gonna remember who won Best Actor, or have the faintest idea who Clooney and Brad and the other nominees (sorry, I’m forgetting your names) were. OK, maybe you, Jack. In a thousand years, no one will know what a motion picture is, if the human race is even alive. In the post-global-warming wasteland, this hardware will have no value, except maybe as a weapon to club someone over the head with and steal their food.

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Tuesday
Feb212012

Andy Kaufman's Funhouse, 2/28 @ UCBeast

Come to this show, or I will read The Great Gatsby at you!

ANDY KAUFMAN'S FUNHOUSE
Tuesday, February 28, 8 p.m.
@ Upright Citizens Brigade East (UCBeast)
154 E. 3rd Street, New York, NY

In this new monthly show, Andy Kaufman's legacy lives on in performers who epitomize Andy's alternative, bizarre, and envelope-pushing sense of humor. 

February lineup:

Mike Amato
Kurt Braunohler
Tim Ellis
Harrison Greenbaum
new videos
& a short film about Andy Kaufman

Tickets: $5

Info & reservations:
http://east.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2905 or 212-366-9231

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