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See Tim perform stand-up @ littlefield! WATCH ON YOUTUBE

Monday
Aug132012

Usain Bolt's Goals, Post-2012 Olympics

Get “I’m a Legend” T-shirts silkscreened.

File for patent on celebratory pointing move.

See what happens if I run more than 200 meters.

 √    Break record for # of times saying “I’m the best” in TV interview.

Oust Apollo Ohno as Subway spokesperson.

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Tuesday
Jul312012

Casual Pimpin' (MUSIC VIDEO)

Here's the much-anticipated video for my jam "Casual Pimpin'"... Crank it up & pimp it up! Please share with all your pimpin' friends! Word, Timmy E.

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THANK YOU:  Michelle Morrison, Ben Rader, Scarlett Lillian Wilson

Wednesday
Jul252012

"Casual Pimpin'" Video Coming Soon...

I've been taking a break from blog posts this summer, but not taking it easy! (I wouldn't want you to think I'm sitting by the pool drinking pina coladas, or enjoying myself too much.) No, the Human Comedy machine has kicked into gear, making a music video for my hit song "Casual Pimpin'"! We've shot most of it, and it should be going viral in a week or so. Here's a "production still," as they say in the biz:

So STAY TUNED for this important work of comedy, cinema, & fashion, which also happens to be THE HOT SUMMER JAM of '12! (Otherwise, this blog will be on an as-I-feel-like-it schedule for the rest of the summer. I plan to resume weekly posts in fall, when I'm not so busy pimpin.)

Wednesday
Jul042012

What Are You Doing on the 4th? -- VIDEO

Celebrate your freedom by chowing down at my picnic!

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Sunday
Jun102012

"Casual Pimpin'" in New York Funny Song Fest

I performed an excerpt from my song "Casual Pimpin'" at the show 50 Funny Songs, as part of the First Annual New York Funny Song Festival. Here it is, if you want to listen to the whole thing (I know you do!)...

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Thanks to Jessica Delfino & Jen Kwok for putting together a great show!

Tuesday
May222012

Happy One-Year Anniversary, Blog!

I started this blog a year ago (with a post My Love Child with the Maid). Instead of treating it as a journal or an outlet for my opinions, I’ve approached this more like a show, or my “one-man variety blog.” The goal: to put up something humorous to read, look at, hear, or watch every week. And I’m proud to say I’ve done that. (If your definition of “every” is a little loose). Below are some highlights. Thanks for your support, humans!

VIDEOS:

Werewolves of Brooklyn

My Vagina Monologue

SONGBOOK:

Casual Pimpin’

Mayor McCheese

NOTEBOOK:

Hollywood Confidential: My Big Movie Role
(about working on The Dictator)

Better Communication through Technology

The Five Stages of Twinkie Grief

T-Shirts for the Wealthiest Americans

THE EXISTENTIAL LENS:

Dispatch from the Android Occupation

Beauty Sex, & Death: A Bed & Breakfast Review